Eagle: If you could be a human, what kind would you be?
Weasel: Politician
Eagle: Why?
Weasel: They can be so incredibly, indelibly turn-coat.
Eagle: ‘k.
Weasel: Besides, I think I like the extravagant, usurious pork-barrels. I’d love to screw the American people the way they have.

Otter: If you could be a vegetable, what kind would you be?
Eagle: Artichoke.
Otter: Why?
Eagle: It’s such an incredibly edible thistle.
Otter: Cool.
Eagle: Besides, I like the purple, fuzzy flower. I’d love to have hair like that.

Mice would be really messed up.

Read that.
Understand it.
Apply it.

Your fellow earthling could use a break.

He once said, “I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.”

I go now to fulfill my destiny.

Got a match?

Can I get a an upgrade on the RAM in my melon?

so much
does
depend on
a red wheel barrow
including
salt peanuts,
black licorice,
chicken casserole,
clean linen,
and
payroll taxes

sorry william